Corrupt a wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:02 am

He does, but now he leaves all the difficult decision to you, giving you no time to do anything but saying your opinions.

I wish school started later in the day.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:32 pm

It starts about two hours later than it does now, but ends five hours later than normal Razz

I wish coffee was free, because I'm wasting a lot of money O.o

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:18 am

Coffee is free, but it tastes like dirt.

I wish I had better internet...

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You have great internet, but then all your electrical devices explode into a puff of glitter Razz

I wish I wasn't so addicted to sweets I can't even buy them anymore because I can't afford them...

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:07 pm

For some unknown reason, just because they can, the government brings in a law where all sweets have to taste like the food you hate most! Like sardines or something!

I wish sports didn't injure me as much Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:04 am

You no longer get injured by sports, but you now suck at it.

I wish I had a kitten.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:19 pm

You do, but it keeps opening your door and running riot in your kitchen. (true story).

I wish I had some hot chocolate Smile

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:23 am

You do, but then it burns your tongue so much that it falls off.

(I AM TRYING TO BE MEAN NOW.)

I wish......I wish my school didn't believe in homework.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:55 pm

It doesn't, but now your school lasts the entire day.

I wish candy was healthy!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:10 pm

Yeah, but people start buying it so often that you have to wait in a 7-hour queue to buy Skittles.

I wish I didn't have to go to school next Friday (school outing).

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:54 pm

You don't, but then you have the most boring and uneventful day EVER at home.

I wish my room would just stay constantly clean.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:47 pm

It is constantly clean, but now the rest of your house is messy times a thousand.

I wish I'd be able to fly.

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You can fly, but you can't walk or run or skip or whatever Razz

I wish I wasn't so clumsy and I didn't fall over all day every day!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:29 am

You don't fall over all day, but everything around your house is suddenly flying over and THEN it falls on you.

I wish I had a sparkly blue ferret.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:58 pm

You have a sparkly blue ferret, but it turns evil and burns down your house and takes over the world.

I wish I could go to Spainnnnnnnn.

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You go to Spain, but during your trip you get kidnapped and slapped with pizza.

Edit: wow...I put no wish

I wish to own a horse rescue.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:07 pm

You do, but all of the horses hate you and make a plan to trample you in your sleep.

I wish I was eating a taco.

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You eat a taco, but it's poisonous and makes you deathly sick.

I wish I had more food in my house.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:26 pm

You do, but it is horse food, hay! Piles and piles of hay!

I wish I ALWAYS had lots of motivation to post!

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You have the motivation but they are short, motivated, one-liners.

I wish my step-dad wasn't watching a idiotic show.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:36 pm

He isn't, but he's playing your least favourite song so loudly that you can't hear anything!

I WISH PEOPLE WEREN'T TURNING INTO ANDREW BEFORE MY VERY EYES Surprised

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People don't but they turn into your least favorite person instead.

I wish I had invisibility.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:10 pm

You do but now its permanent invisibility and no one can see you ever again.

I wish I had an endless supply of concert tickets to my favourite artists.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:21 am

You do, but all their shows get canceled, and the tickets can't be refunded. Razz

I wish...I could go sky diving

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:19 pm

You can go sky diving, but then the plane breaks down with you hanging off it Shocked

I wish I had the deep emotional capacity to portray Aoife's pain and frustration properly in my posts Razz