Corrupt a wish

Subject: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:07 am

Basically you look at the wish above you, corrupt it, and wish for something of your own.

For example,

[quote=poster A] I wish I could fly [/quote]
A good reply would be

[quote=poster B] You can fly, but you can never land.

I wish I were rich[/quote]
make sense?

For my wish: I wish I had coffee

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:11 pm

You have coffee, but it's ice cold.

I wish I was a wizard.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:13 pm

You can be a wizzard, but I've stolen your wand

I wish I had warm coffee

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:43 pm

I wish I was a wizard good at making wands.

You have a warm coffee all spilled on the floor.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:45 pm

You are a World Famous wand maker, who is sitting in Azkaban.

I wish I had a thousand Galleons

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:09 pm

You have a thousand galleons, but then Aoife sneaks into your house in the middle of the night and steals everything you have.

I wish I had cookies for myself rather than for other people Sad

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:16 pm

Wish granted, you have a lifetime supply of cookies. But you eat it all in one day and get fat.

I wish I wasn't called Nagini by Thao Sad

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:35 pm

He calls you Bella.

I wish I lived in France.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:37 pm

Wish granted, but you can't speak French and the French can't speak anything other than French.

I wish I had a late curfew.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:36 pm

Granted: but you have no friends to stay out late with.

I wish Aylee would put the 'r' on my name

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:40 pm

Granted, but then I'll just call you 'R'.

I wish J.K. Rowling writes another book.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:41 pm

Granted: She is writing another book in the HP Universe according to an article I read

I wish Aylee called me Thaor

Guest

She did. Once.

I wish it would stop raining!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:26 pm

It does, but then it won't stop hailing and you can't go out.

I wish I wasn't always so cold Sad

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:34 am

It's not always cold, but the weather goes all the way up and you can't stand the heat.

I wish I could have a genie grant me wishes.

Guest

well that's easy. Everyone knows Genie's wishes are always corrupted.

I wish I had a hotdog

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:15 pm

You are literally eating a hot dog.

I wish I had food.

Guest

You do, but because you're such a nice person, you give it all away to the homeless.

I wish all the little girls and boys loved unicorns like me Smile

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:33 pm

They do, but then all the unicorns start hating little boys and girls.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:08 pm

Then you would hear all the bad things people say about you (if they ever do xD)

I wish I could sleep more.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:14 am

You can sleep more, but you always have nightmares.

I wish Justin Bieber was my best friend

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:31 am

Wish granted, but then he considers you ugly and dumps you Very Happy

Literally. In the ocean.

I wish Haoife happened already.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:39 pm

It does, but then Seren comes along and throws Aoife off a bridge, claiming Hunter for herself XD

I wish Wafer would happen and then Wade and Jen could get married.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jan 11, 2014 5:17 pm

Wade and Jen get married but then Jen decides she hates him, tries to throw him off a bridge, fails, tries again, fails and then gets a divorce. Razz

I wish I wasn't terrified. Neutral

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:38 pm

HOW CAN I CORRUPT THAT WISH? I REFUSE. YOU ARE NOT TERRIFIED. MAGIC. TADA!

I wish I could time travel and then skip forward to Haoifen stuff! Very Happy