Corrupt a wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:37 pm

You do, but then you spiral down into an uncontrollable depression because you can feel all of the horrible pain and frustration of Aoife.

I wish Lucy was online!!!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:44 pm

Lucy is online, but she's completely blanking you. And not joining the chatbox or anything Sad

I WISH I COULD BE A UNICORN FARMER.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:35 am

You can be, but you continue to kill the unicorns, not knowing how to stop.

I wish I could realize that going to bed early is a GOOD THING.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jun 13, 2014 5:04 pm

You can, but you start going to bed at lunchtime and sleep until lunchtime and then you're just permanently asleep and then you die.

I wish everyone was in the same timezone Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:03 am

Everyone is, and then we all meet and end up hating each other Razz

I wish I could write a book and be as awesome as JKR.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:40 pm

You write a book and become as awesome as JKR, but then she files against you for identity theft and for stealing all of her ideas so she ends up hating you.

I wish Hunter would finally choose to propose Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:16 pm

Hunter chooses to propose and then gets married, but he gets so busy being married that he never comes online again.

I wish Jo would get over her flash mob obsession.

Love you Jo Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:54 pm

She does, but then her obsession turns FULLY to Frozen and she never does anything but sing Let It Go for the rest of her life including on the chatbox and she drives us all crazy!

I wish that I could pass Evelyn in posts already!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:58 pm

You can, but it only lasts five minutes. Then Evelyn blows up the site with loads of open threads, gets to top poster and is 3,607 posts ahead of you.

I wish I could get to 800 posts already Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:52 am

You do get to 800 posts, but it won't let you post anything after that so Hunter eventually ends up winning this posting-feud you have going on.

I wish my laptop would stop being annoying and started playing sound again.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:53 am

Your laptop starts playing sound again but the screen is black and all you can here coming from it is Jo and Hunter's girlfriend singing along to the Frozen soundtrack Razz

I wish I had a big jar of nutella to call my own <3

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:18 pm

You do, but you get so excited about it that you eat it up in an hour and you never get the chance to eat nutella EVER AGAIN.

I wish I was magical.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:37 am

You are, but then everyone's magical, too, and it's not special anymore. Very Happy

I wish I had a lot more time to myself.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:20 pm

You do, but it's just you sitting alone in an empty room being really bored.

I wish I wasn't so lazy Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:36 pm

You aren't, but my magic doesn't last long against your laziness and your wish only stays granted for ten minutes. Razz

I wish I could play the violin.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:29 pm

You can, But there are no strings or a bow with it, and the bow doesn't have any thing on it either, and when you try to go and buy a new one, you realize that they are all now made that way.

I wish I could successfully write and publish a full novel.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:33 pm

You can, but nobody buys it.

I WISH MANGOES DIDN'T EXIST.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:44 pm

They don't, but then Robots take over and decide to reinvent them, and the robots corner you and launch the mangoes at you.

I wish... That i could be done with school already.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:49 pm

You finish but as you're about to leave the doors (singing "what time is it? summer time!") Evelyn gets chased by mango robots to the door and she sits there and blocks the door while having mangoes pelted at her Razz

I wish my laptop worked properly!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:18 pm

It does, but then it turns into one of the robots that are pelting you with mangoes.(much like a transformer!) Razz

I wish there was no character limit on LTM so that way I can play Chad right away Very Happy

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:27 pm

Your wish is granted, but then you lose interest in all your characters and realize you've no longer got any muse for them and you leave LTM behind because you don't like us anymore Sad

I wish restaurants were forbidden to hand out coca-cola bottles smaller than 350 ml.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:39 am

Your wish is granted, but then they hand you one about as tall as you are, and then you drink it so much, you throw it up and never drink it again. THEN the robots come and take over while throwing mangoes, and stopping pupils from getting out of school Razz

I wish I had a pony.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:59 am

You do, but then the robots decide they'd look magestic on horses, so they kidnap your pony for further investigation.

I wish I knew more common British phrases.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:52 pm

You know so many chavvy British phrases you start talking like a native Brit and then your voice is slurred and impossible to understand Razz

I wish Evelyn could understand how amazing mangoes actually are.

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She does but then there are no more mangoes left for you.

I wish I summer classes were over already.