Little Shit The Flipping Sheep (OPEN TO EVERYONE BUT MATTHEW)

Little Shit had finally figured out how to get in and out of the farm that the red headed girl had brought him too. It was weird really. She kept calling him a girl, when in fact, Little Shit was positive he was most definitely a boy. It might've been small, but Little Shit was positive it was there! He had to use it to go to the bathroom didn't he!? Little Shit finally escaped. He was finally able to breath. Finally able to get some fresh air!

Not that the farm air wasn't fresh, it just smelled like, shit. It was on his journey that Little Shit decided he wanted to go back to the ginormous castle that he was found by. He wasn't sure how far he was, but he was sure he could ask fellow sheep along the way so he wouldn't get lost. He found that fellow sheep where very nice. He even fell in love once with a beauty named Francesca. Francesca's fur was the fluffiest he had ever seen, and it brought out her chocolate brown eyes, and her smile.... Little Shit had never seen anything so marvelous.

As it turned out, Francesca was part of the circus. She had begged him to go with him, and when the circus clowns saw Little shit, they were mesmerized by him as well. They taught Little Shit how to do many tricks, like how to sit on his hind legs, how to do flips, and on his head. He loved flipping in the air in a complete circle. They did an act with Francesca and Little Shit where they would just run around in circles and do flips, and the crowds loved it.

Little Shit finally had to say goodbye to his love Francesca, and his other love the circus. He had to get back to where he belonged. The giant Castle. As it turned out, they had actually been in Scotland, where the castle was located. It was only a short walk up the hill as a matter of fact. And that was when Little Shit saw it. He looked up and almost did flips of excitement right there. He looked up and almost got tears in his eyes. And just for the hell of it, he did a flip right then and there. In the middle of a crowded street...whoops.