Would you rather

A macaroni penguin.


Would you rather be rose pink or magenta? As in, skin color and shit.

Rose pink. It's my colour

Would you rather only be able to drink mustard flavoured water or muddy lemonade?

Good choice!

Mustard flavored water.

Would you rather live in the country or in the city?

City. Already live in the country and hate it

Would you rather.... Have a milk shake or regular ice cream?

Milk shake.

Would you rather lil shit or huge shit?

I would rather huge shit cuz with lil ones you are taking them all day where with one its like all OUT there lol.

Would you rather go to a big city or ancient ruins for a vacation.

Okay, I actually don't know what I even meant with that would you rather but omg the answer


Big city, THEN ancient ruins. So both.

I just realized I didn't post a would you rather. So here it is


Would you rather London or Rio?

SINCE I LIVE IN LONDON. Rio. But if I had to, like, stay in one of those places for the rest of my life: LONDON BITCHES.

Would you rather laugh constantly, fooling everyone to think you're happy when you're really miserable, or would you rather look openly miserable all the time, but have people comfort you?

Laugh constantly. Even if I'm having a terrible time, I may help someone else with laughter and jokes.

Would you rather be a metamormagus (sp?) or an animagus?

I'd go for the animagus.

Would you rather go for a road trip or a mix of hiking and camping?

Roadtrip!

Would you rather be able to change talents at will and never be famous or have no talent but be hugely famous?

Change talents and never be famous

Would you rather be the smartest person in the world and have no friends, or the dumbest and have a lot of friends?

Smartest person in the world and have no friends.

Would you rather travel through time (only in the past) but can't change anything or see in the future but can't tell anyone what you've seen?

To the past!
And here is my argumentation.

Is the future I see already altered by the fact I know it? Do I see the future that takes into consideration that I've just seen it?
- If yes, this is practically useless, because I can't stop this future from happening anyway.
- If no, it's also useless, because I can't rely on my future vision, since what I've just seen alters the future, and I can't see the consequences of me knowing the future.

Going to the past without being able to change anything is basically seeing into the past. And it's cool. Actually, inability to change it has some positive sides, for example, it's stable: I shouldn't worry that I might change anything in my present time.
This ability opens a lot of opportunities: I basically know what everyone did in any given moment of time. And this gives me incredibly power. I can be a spy and steal all the secret scientific discoveries and political decisions ever made. Or I can easily discover any other spy. And it's just the first application that came to my mind.

Okay, my question.
Would you rather be a chaser or a beater?

I have just learned a shit ton about you, Evan, in your answer to a simple question.

AND MY RESPONSE IS: CHASER!
Because "Live fast and die young".


WOULD YOU RATHER LICK A HORSE OR LICK A COW?

Question, are they dead? Because you didn't specify the type. In that case, A cow, because they can be fried into hamburgers.

Would you rather, be accepted to a magical school and learn magic and shit, or learn that your a demigod, and have your fate be tested every time you leave camp?

I chose to be a daughter of Hecate that doesn't leave camp. So I can both have magic and actually live!

Would you rather celebrate Christmas or Easter all year?

HALLOWEEN.


But that wasn't part of the question. SO CHRISTMAS


BECAUSE ALL THE PRETTY LIGHTSSSS AND WINTER RAVES I COULD ATTEND.


Would you rather sleep in a tanning bed for a month or sleep in a very small suitcase for a month (assuming you're a contortionist)?