Happy 61st Birthday, Evs!

How's it feel to finally be 61 years old, huh?

Here are some things I want you to know. These come from the very bottom of my heart. The very bottom.

1. Stop being so assholey
2. Be classy, not trashy
3. Put the books and work down for a bit and just take a walk and enjoy your hometown
4. HAVE FUN IN GERMANY
5. Eat your veggies
6. Hug your parents omg
7. Cycling!
8. You should definitely use at least ONE pick up line in your life
9. You should also probably go to a rave once in your life
10. And you should definitely better be treated to a wonderful cake today. If not, treat yourself to it.
Extra: There is nothing wrong with treating yourself to a wonderful birthday cake.
Extra #2: I STILL WANT MY SNOW PICTURES, YOU SHIT.
Extra #3: You're not LITERALLY a shit, iloveyoubyehaveagreatdayomg


Also, since my £BabyEvan is no longer a child (because 61 is really his coming of age), I want to congratulate him on leaving the nest to do his own thing and be happy and pursue a wonderful future! At least, that's what I hope he'll do. I don't wanna hear none of that "I've been in bed all day, not caring for work or anything" shit or else.

Anyway, don't give yourself a heart attack with all the fun I KNOW you'll have. You can only have so much fun when you're this old.


(He's turning 25, guys)

SUZZY, YOU BEAT ME TO THIS!

Anyways, Happy Birthday, Еван! I want to wish you the boring old stuff also known as luck, happiness, health, etc. Now that we got those aside, I'd like to also wish you some stuff! I'll take Suzzy's idea of a list and make one myself:
1. I wish to you to not have too much work so you have some time to yourself as well. And by that I mean time for you to be on LTM
2. I wish you to have a great time in Germany and have enough possibilities to speak in German! I have no idea where you will be exactly but, if you like such things, find time to look at different monuments.
3. I wish you to be able to hang out with all your friends and to never worry about having some long weekend during which you can hardly find some guy or girl to hang out with!
4. I wish that you have lots and lots of new friends this upcoming year!
5. I wish... Okay, this isn't in my zone and I'll probably just jinx you into not getting this one because of that but get some girl friend or something. You're turning 25. Says the girl who is almost ready to vow off love and such.
6. I wish that you have a huge dream of yours come true! Like, one that you have been planning for all your life! Or one new. Actually, just get all of your dreams to come true. You have one year. Tick tock, tick tock, there's the clock...
7. I wish that you have a lot of inspiration for work, for writing in Harry Potter forums, for vacation, for staying in a cat box... Basically, have inspiration for everything you do!
8. This will be the last wish because you're born on the eight, so eight wishes for you from me. I wish that you have a lot of fun times for the upcoming 25 year old you! Find time to just chill out in some isolated from people (Ugh, people) park and read a book. Or whatever 25 year old a like to do in parks.

And again,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ЕВАН!

PS: Can't put smilies and stuff because I'm on my phone. So her are a few smilies from me at the end - ... And the most used smiley here:

Sary, I would like to point out that he's too old to get laid. I mean, come on. He's SIXTY ONE. (I'm referring to #5 on your list )

I'd really like to reply what to what you said Suzzy but I really have no idea what 'to get laid' means. What does it mean? And he isn't 61 - I believe he is 25.

WELL I'M GLAD YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. You shouldn't know, really

He knows why I'm saying he's 61. It's called an inside joke!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY EVAN <3

I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING SARY SAID, I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR BEING TWENTY FIVE AND MAYBE LATER I WILL BE BACK WITH GIFS BUT PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO GIFS AS COOL AS YOUUUUU

WHOOOPDIDOOOO!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVAN!!! Hope it's been absolutely spectacular. And, au contraire to the ones above, I'm not gonna do the list thing
So, just; YOU ROCK AND KEEP BEING YOURSELF. Don't listen to demands, including mine

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY

A little late, but it's life's fault not mine.

HOPE IT WAS AWESOME

#manhug

Late sorry. Happy birthday

Thank you, everyone! Suzzy's and Sary's posts were especially great, but I can't really blame everyone else, since everything was already said in those two.
Anyway, you all are awesome, Suzzy, Sary, Evelyn, Vilde, Hunter, and Syd! And Jo, of course, despite she hasn't posted here.